You NEED this!!!!

F Yeah, Dude!

I want that thing soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad!

Interesting, isn't it? Giger's conceptual design for the alien was a glorified phallus. This can't be any psychological play on that, can it?

(Actually, that would be based on the post giger alien, which, I suppose, makes for a safer design, really.)

Did you see Superbad? There's a part where the kid is talking about how he wasn't allowed to eat any sort of food shaped like a wang. We should try to make a comprehensive list of these.

Uuuuh... as far as I know, ALL of Giger's art was phalic. That dude had some serious wang related issues.

Cucumber, carrot, squash, zucchini, popsicle, sausage, frankfurter, banana, potato, churro, cheese, candy bar, pepper, JELL-O, celery, hoagie, bread, chicken fingers, bologna, turkey necks, cranberry sauce, Creamie, tentacles, fish sticks, bok choy, noodles, egg rolls, burrito, french fries, Slim Jims, maple bars, candy canes, licorice, crab legs, corn dog, shish kabab, lollipops, peanut roll, pretzel.

Ribs, hot dogs, asparagus, corn on the cob...

Nice list, dude. I got nothin in comparison.