Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I submit for your approval:



Let me know what you think. I want to do this. In fact, I'll go further than that. I am doing this. Should you care to join me, feel free. And...discuss!

Aren't we both in school by then? Do you always start off the semester with a huge bender?

A couple things:

1) Yes we're in school, but this is a weekend thing.

2) I do love starting most things with a bender

3) A " huge bender" woud have to be longer than a week. This is a moderate bender, assuming I drink every day.

Come on kids, who's with me for this one?

Sell me on the idea, man. I don't really see why I should travel for 10 hours and pay $50 to do what I could do here on any weekend -- minus the t-shirt.

- Listen to drunk people spew off poetry
- Listen to drunk people's political musings
- See drunk chicks stumble around
- See the 20 guys per every one drunk chick gawk at said chick

You could catch any of this at any random club/bar on Friday or Saturday. As a matter of fact, I'm almost certain that the VH1 night at Green Street was this rowdy if not more.

I'd rather put the time and money into a Home Depot run to make a 12-person beer-bong or to drink things that you didn't know could be drunk (thanks Frappier). I want something out of the ordinary. Epic. Maybe I'm just too much of a lightweight to appreciate what this is. I dunno.

Another idea... why not buy out a bar for a night to throw a similar private party? Charge people at the door. See if you can make some money from the event. It'd be a fun effort.