10. Post pictures with Sparta references.
9. Pretend to be busy at work.
8. Send spam from Europe.
7. Post randomly to try and up your ranking.
6. Write out a workout plan that you never initiate despite your best intentions.
5. Check to see if anyone has updated because, well, there's nothing else to do! (Except the dishes gathering mold in the sink).
4. Post pictures stating this is NOT Sparta.
3. Ponder who the other 9 users online are.
2. Chad's mom.
1. Check out Waste's sweet new gear.

I bought a cheap pop filter. And I have hours and hours worth or reading about recording. Now all I need is material worth recording. Who wants to make a split B-Side Singles EP with me?

(I don't really know what that means, but it sounds cool.)