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 Post subject: FML
PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:58 am 
Fluke
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Creating this thread to say FML whenever I'm pissed off. Feel free to vent your own FML!!! The entire point? Air your pity complaints. No complaint is too trivial or trite. Just end the post with FML.

Wrote a political satire demanding to know why people who can't make rent or feed their kids need to own smartphones and need cable TV. Got a reply from someone who took it personally.

FML.

Threw back out at work. Blame parents of kids.

FML.

My coffee is cold.

FML.


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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:36 am 
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I thought the standard was "Today, ............ FML."

That said....

- Wrist still hasn't healed. It's visually noticeably different than my other wrist. FML.
- Didn't make it to family dinner thingy tonight. FML.
- Haven't slept well all week due to other peoples' drama. FML.
- Ants in the kitchen. FML.
- PS3 is on the fritz. Don't know if I need to replace the hard drive or the whole PS3. FML.
- Weird plumbing problems, no time to deal with them. FML.
- Haven't been to the gym in over 2 weeks now. FML.
- Car needs a tie rod and an alignment (minimum). Have known this for 4 weeks now. Haven't dealt with it. Now uneven tire wear is becoming an issue. FML.
- Consistently 2 hours late for work lately. FML.
- Realized yesterday I had two cups of coffee, a diet coke, a monster, two diet dews, and another diet coke. What would have seriously buzzed your average human just barely kept me awake long enough to get me home. FML.



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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Wed Nov 16, 2011 11:04 am 
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Even MORE ants in the kitchen. Turns out, they were after this. FML.
http://www.amazon.com/Marie-Sharps-Swee ... B004B9IP7Q

Turned on shower. Building water got shut off. FML.

Today is not my day.



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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:54 am 
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Doctor at work tonight infuriated me. FML.


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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:39 am 
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this should cheer ya up, you sad bastards
http://www.thefox.com/pages/Shark.html?article=9392952



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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:46 pm 
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Hips off center. FML.

May get more chemo. FML.


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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:12 am 
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Ear keeps bleeding when I dry myself after shower. White towels. Gr.

Plus side... that cover was awesome.

Ozz, lets hit the gym this week again, yes?

Boss... you coming back for Christmas?



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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:19 am 
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nope. i'm going to volunteer to be on-call for work that weekend. extra money, and an excuse to not go anywhere.

bah humbug!



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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:47 am 
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And here is Cori bah humbahing from long ago. I can't believe no one has taken down my old free HTML site yet!

http://www.angelfire.com/mn3/ozzygoddess/improv.html


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 Post subject: Re: FML
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:15 am 
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Hey, I designed that t-shirt! I wish I still had that shirt. ...and that ham.
Ozzy, you still have those Halloween pics of Zack and I as Logan and Sabertooth?



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